Davey Dangerously

From the punk rock depths and Skateboard Shred sesh, meet Dave "Plumb & Pound" Dangerously, the punk rocker and plumber extraordinaire tearing it up with Sidewalk Celebrity in the heart of Kansas City. By day, he's the pipe-wielding warrior, fixing leaks and plumbing the depths. But by night, he transforms into the riff-ripping, skateboard-shredding maestro of mayhem. Dave's guitar licks hit harder than a sledgehammer on concrete, and his vocals are as raw as a gritty half-pipe. The punk rock meets reggae fusion of Sidewalk Celebrity reflects the rebellious spirit of Dave's double life. Offstage, Dave's a skateboard renegade, carving through the streets with the same intensity he brings to the stage. Party vibes, punk anthems, and plumbing prowess—it's all in a day's work for Dave "Plumb & Pound" Dangerously, where every note and every pipe is a wild ride waiting to happen.

Ben Shit

In the heart of Kansas City's punk uprising, there's a dude named Ben Shit, laying down bass bombs and vocal dynamite for Sidewalk Celebrity. By day, he's the sonic architect of the punk revolution; by night, he's the cyberpunk creating havoc online with a website that's as wild as the music.

Ben's life? It's a wild symphony. From jamming on stage to crafting visual anarchy for Sidewalk Celebrity, he's the riff-raff maestro who found lighting treasure behind a dumpster—flipping that junk on eBay like a dumpster-diving entrepreneur. Yeah, he's the streetwise salesman with more hustle than a poker game in an alley.

And while he's cranking out anthems, Ben's got two little rockers at home—his turds, his pride, and his reminder that even punk dads gotta keep the rebellion alive.

Comic books and a cloud of smoke—Ben Shit's the punk dad rewriting the rules. From alleys to anthems, he's the bass-playing, joint-smoking legend where the beats are loud, the blunts burn, the VHS tapes tell tales, and the party is always in session.

Dusty Nuts

Dustin is only here because the other two felt bad for him.